What drugs do ducks sell? Quack Cocaine.
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, then how do they get baby oil?
Why do women continue to buy men gifts when the best 2 gifts are free…
Blow jobs & silence!
A Paki just knocked on my door and asked if I knew about Islam I said “I know fuck all about your sheep now fuck off”
Just remember while you may be livin the dream there are others stuck in their nightmare so be nice to the people you meet coz you never know what their dealing with.
My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.
I was hell happy to find out that my blind date lastnight was a model, only problem was she was the foot and mouth model from the back of smoke packets!!
